September 1, 2010
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August 27, 2010
Daily #237: No Through Road.
Good quick film. More late-night, than background-at-work.
August 24, 2010
Daily #234: Racist fonts.
Inspired by a satirical question on yahoo! answers (their best non-acquired “product”), asking what the most racist font is, I actually did a little googling, and found that the notion isn’t entirely satirical, but might also be fanned by some errr, sensitive folks.
This seems to be the source at printmag.
So, the faux-oriental font hails from times when asians weren’t taken completely seriously, and still evokes an “exotic” theme in our western culture.
Honestly, I don’t think that makes it racist, and the fact that a western font can evoke a familiarity to languages that have almost no common (at least typographical) roots in english would seem to make it apt, if nothing else.
Naturally since it arose in a time where there was probably plenty of racism towards chinese folks (methinks there still is), its easy to try to drag it along with that ( I’ve heard ham fisted arguments about How to read donald duck on the same lines).
Evocative things from racist eras are not racist by themselves, and historical imagery that is considered racist by modern standards should not be buried in the name of political correctness, just like imagery showing the world trade center should not be confiscated and burned.
May 25, 2010
Daily #141: Marble Hornets.
In taking a break from the more technological crap, I figured I’d just do some good old fashioned nonsense, or maybe something not relating to programming, since it seems like I do that a lot during the day (even if i am actually trying to do something different than the day job).
Marble hornets is something that I stumbled on a few times recently, but never really took the plunge. It was definitely worth it. You may as well just start here:
http://marblehornets.wikidot.com/the-entries
Scroll to the bottom of the page and just go through the entries in suggested viewing order. Took me a while to find that they did that at the list, and I just started with the main entries, not realizing that there were other things that I was missing. Don’t bother reading too much of the synopsis until you get a little ways into it, since the summaries jump around, and until you have a bit of a backing it would just be incoherent.
Doing some digging around, its pretty impressive. The legend grew out of a photoshop contest here:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3150591&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post361861415
It continues like that for a while. These guys just wanted to make a video controibution, but it ended up getting out of hand and taking 6-8 months to actually complete.
There are issues, of course: the acting is bad, the plot can be a little meandering and incoherent. But, in the end, they spend less than $500 putting the whole series together, and managed to do some really good work building an atmosphere, and a few clever camera tricks to make things a bit creepier.
Anyway, its well worth your time to troll through that pile of youtube videos. I find even knowing its origins and fictitiousness that it still manages to be quite creepy and credible.
Here’s the intro. You can find the rest of the entries in the link at the top.
May 16, 2010
Daily #134: Bay to Breakers.
Bay to breakers in San Francisco today.
I didn’t get pictures of the salmon running upstream, but they had bears chasing them this year. It was well done.
Here’s some pics.
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Pedobear, only caught him walking away.
This was like the 3rd group of tetris that I saw, and it was still early. It was actually the best tetris at that point because they at least bothered to do all 7 pieces.
The obama crusade. I think last year he didn’t have a shaved head, but a friend of mine nailed him with a water baloon. The cops were a lot more on top of things this years, so the neighbors only threw one balloon.
Its a double dare set up. They all just had supersoakers, so there weren’t any actual physical challenges.
Busy picture. In the center, behind the bus stop are the mormons, who had just been chased off the top of the bus stop by the police. The lines at the urinals, are actually lines to just piss on the back of the urinal. The lines on the other side are to use the port-a-potty proper.
Rubber ducky. Took a few shots to actually get this thing.
Oh, we were dressed as a snuggie cult as a group. The snuggie cult also has the same features as a hospital gown, in that it is open in the back.
After leaving the apartment, we joined the rest of the runners. This is a shot down towards divisidero.
A guy who had made up his beat up toyota to be a tony montana diorama.
Took several shots to actually catch this group. I think incense was involved.
Sniggies don’t make jaywalkers.
Peace.
May 5, 2010
Daily #123: The facebook era!
I created a pretty sweet facebook page. You can add it at ilovefacebook at scrame .
April 22, 2010
Daily #110: Clownage and a quick SEO lesson.
In the new ranks of awesome. I have found an excellent new site:
This is a parody based on a link a politically active friend of mine was pushing around. I tried to take a quick mirror of the site for the lulz, but was having trouble pulling it down. Turns out their robots.txt disallows all robots from indexing any part of the site.
This is a really bad move for something that is an activist “get out the word” type site, and here is the proof. There are literally no links or description, and actually searching for the title of the site, it shows up well after everyone referencing it.
This could be remedied with a simple change to robots.txt, and I’m not sure how that even got put in there, but this is just a demonstration that my site without said text and with just a simple link will be indexed faster and better than their current site. Ill be sure to pass along any tips.
[note: the site is currently unreachable for me, but should be online shortly whenever your DNS cache updates again. Just check back later.]
March 10, 2010
Daily #69: Dead Celebrities.

moar funny pictures

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Eh, maybe come up with more later.
– edit: i burned the rest of my time today trying to figure out a twitter bot. Nothing too interesting, except that it involved figuring out debians cpan issue, and learning that perl can’t do basic http connections out of the box (wtf? I mean I could use Socket, and then fake out the protocol — but that seems stupid its not 1993). Code on github, but it doesn’t really do anything yet.
January 15, 2010
Daily 15: Preliminary Freakonomics.
I finally picked up a copy of Freakonomics, and am a bit on the fence after all the hype. The introduction and first couple chapters were not particularly interesting to me, it was mostly establishing that people would either cheat or settle for their own best interest. Shocking! You mean that a real estate agent is only out for their own commission, and trying to get as many of those as possible? Real estate agents! Next thing you’ll be telling me high powered lawyers have many clients and prefer to do business by phone so they can get blowjobs and rub coke on their gums while still racking up billable hours. Or that people who have jobs on tv like talking a lot.
The writing itself is a nice middle ground between malcolm gladwell’s entertaining pap, and john allen paulos’ book, Innumeracy. There is a frank discussion of how statistics work, and how emotions and testimonials can bias people, but its filled with a wide variety of interesting anecdotes. This had left me on the fence: Gladwell is a master of interesting anecdotes, but his conclusions are always vague, and lie somewhere in between “feel-good” and “trying to be profound”. Also, some times pretentious.
The first chapter on crime “Why do drug dealers live with their mom?” Was interesting. Whenever I had heard reference to this on some dreary NPR interview, or in passing conversation, it always made me roll my eyes. People who sit and write academic papers obviously never had a single friend who sold weed. All that schooling, high school college, grad school. How is that seriously surprising? Whatever the worst drug is, is almost necessarily the cheapest. Crack had a hayday, not because it “brought class to the mass”, but because it cost you less than some cheap hooch, and fucked you up faster and harder. Thats the reason people still huff spray paint, and third world kids huff sprite bottles full of sewage. Someone who desperately wants to get fucked up will do so, regardless of motivation (poverty, hardships, lunacy, bad grades, jerk parents). Crack isn’t something that people just think would be fun, folks who start smoking crack have a long history of getting fucked up. To the point that they do not want, or can’t afford something better. Or it no longer does the job. The addictive qualities are something that kick in after they get into it, but a persons self destructive behavior has a real history and influences, and not just “its cheap and people think coke is classy.”
The addictiveness and short termw affects does drive demand, and causes a lot of competition, which is unique to the very cheap and hard drugs, and is certainly what created the ocean of drug dealing businesses as described in the book. Certainly there are similar organizations for other drugs, as well, albeit sometimes with different suppliers, and all sorts of clientele, but amassing, distributing, and selling any product, legal or not, takes a large organization and a lot of teamwork.
What was interesting, was the sociologist who spent 6 years sleeping on floors and moving from family to family studying the conditions. I have never been one to believe either the hip-hop or republican stereotypes of millionaire street pushers, and cadillac welfare queens. I think more common is the older millionaire who collects social security checks, even though they dont need to, because they paid into it.
The living conditions of the poor in America is something that is generally ignored. When Katrina hit, this was immediately brought to the surface and inspired the usual useless handwringing and liberal guilt, little in the way of recovery of the demolished places that had already been all but abandoned to the poor.
What I find a little disturbing is that the success of a few is found remarkable. Or somehow unsurprising. The fact that in a huge group of disenfranchised people with no resources or opportunity that some people would manage to get a solid education, but find the rest of the world unsympathetic use their talents to live in the world they were from to find their own success is pure human nature. Being surprised that there are smart, organized, and sometimes ruthless people who manage to survive and do well is not a surprise, because they are born into an environment where they have to survive.
A rich kid who has every need attended to, and gets through a prep school to get into a top-notch college and then finds a cushy job in business is not surprising either. What would be surprising is finding one of them who had managed to succeed in the others world.
Ultimately, I found the chapter interesting because someone had anthropologically crossed cultures, documented, and had evidence of the numbers. Not at all about how it was organized, or what the numbers were. Truthfully, that should be the point of the book, but the premise was based on assumptions that I find reprehensible.
A parting thought (for now):
Alan Kay once remarked on programming:
“Computing spread out much, much faster than educating unsophisticated people can happen. In the last 25 years or so, we actually got something like a pop culture, similar to what happened when television came on the scene and some of its inventors thought it would be a way of getting Shakespeare to the masses. But they forgot that you have to be more sophisticated and have more perspective to understand Shakespeare. What television was able to do was to capture people as they were. So I think the lack of a real computer science today, and the lack of real software engineering today, is partly due to this pop culture.”
While the part about Shakespeare is mixed (Shakespeare was written for the common folk, pretentious academic folk don’t like modern english adaptations because much of it just sounds like a soap opera. Which much of it is. To appreciate SHAKESPEARE, then, you must be an intellectual and wade through tomes of baroque language so you can fully understand it as a play, which requires a certain kind of “sophistication” that is lost on plebs like me). The truth is that over the last 30 years there is a definite white-collar pop culture that has been gbuilt up over “The Web” and “Geek Culture”, and people really think that they can just start a website or software company and be a “rockstar” (their term). This particular chapter made a lot of allusions to typical pop culture: movie stars, pop starts, pro athletes. However, there has been a large rise in the pop culture of trying to be a tech mogul, and get on the inside track. This is because there are a lot of preppy rich kids who have managed to make some money, but it is the same hierarchy: only a few make it to the show.
That last sentence is what this was going to be about initially. The rest is just tirade.
Peace!