Some demon called “The Sims 2″ is now infecting my computer, and I have to fight tooth and nail to get some time in just to aimlessly websurf.
The following is what I did at work earlier to make up for this transgression.

Some demon called “The Sims 2″ is now infecting my computer, and I have to fight tooth and nail to get some time in just to aimlessly websurf.
The following is what I did at work earlier to make up for this transgression.

“At the very end, I think he looked up”
“And that was it?”
“That was it, an awful croaking sound — a death rattle maybe”
“You’d know it if you heard it”
“Well, yeah, it had to be that, then, I just don’t think I ever saw anybody die before.”
The first man was a large, roly-poly type, he was down on one knee seemed to be choking the words out. The other man was tall and slender, dressed in an all black suit, expressionless, mouth barely moving.
“That shit’ll kill you, i’ve seen it before.”
The tall man slowly pulled a clenched fist holding a stick of butter that had wilted brown.
“This … is destroying society.”
It was, of course, the near future. The major American cities had devolved into tribalism, driven largely by fast food and cheap cigarettes, the major metropolis’ in the developing world weren’t much better, but didn’t have the access to life-extending drugs and filtered cigarettes.
It seemed, at these times, that people were falling over left and right. Trashcans knocked over with the blemished, fetid corpses of the overdosed.
It was only a few years after the undergarment business ran out of X’s to add on to clothing, and wal-mart was forced to scrap the extremely large sizes to save shelf space, and just started stocking the clothes made for their chinese factory workers that made cheap televisions.
The result was an increase in skin issues, as poor, corpulent america stuffed itself into starving childrens clothes, and parking lot alteration groups sprang up overnight. People continued to grow with the butter, and swaddled themselves in meshes of shirts stitched quickly together. The aftermarket on wal-mart clothing quickly became an underground industry that began to run as an undercurrent through the rural US. Canada followed suit, but with more maple syrup.
Latest in a long series of games. Pretty entertaining, a point and click where you are a demon taking evil people who have slipped out back to hell.
http://www.kongregate.com/games/BgroupProduction/reincarnation-let-the-evil-times-roll
The path is an excellent indie game that is an odd retelling of little red riding hood.
You can find it on steam here:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/27000/
I found it so creepy and unnerving playing in the beginning that I didn’t want to try to find the wolf, but a little reassurance and I found a nice narrative story. Definitely worth getting if you like casual games and / or horror.
And it indeed it was an uphill climb. Not to make this too much of a personal journal, but I will spend most of the coming weekend welding car doors shut with my new heatvision glasses.
What do they do?
Heatvision glasses are a simple way of being able to send out a high amount of concentrated, inflammating radiation constantly out of a pair of sunglasses.
Why do I want them?
You will have to answer that yourself, but past customers have reported uses such as: remote “keying” of a competitors car, popping a competitors childs balloons, or blinding passerby. Additional applications include: burning evidence, melting gold teeth, making competitors gentials burn.
How much do they cost?
Surprisingly little! Please contact a member of our sales team at heatvisionglasses@scrame.com and they will respond within one business day.
Images included.

Above: Heatvision glasses, orphan with puppy in sight. Simulated image.
So, I’m caught up. I just need to not fall behind again. Given my productivity the last few weekends, its going to be an uphill battle. Think I can do it, though, and feel pretty pleased that I’ve actually been willing to do freaking catchup on this stupid project when I thought I would be too far behind.
Quoted for truth from the comments:
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AlmightyBrazil
15 hours agoHEEY, you Americans had stolen our fire Tornado! Why you did that for? give me back my fire Tornado to BRAZIL where it belongs! YOU ARE CHEATING! The fire Tornado is legitimate a BRAZILIAN event all the way made for the Brazilian sky! Arrogant Americans, you shall pay for this! You shall return it now to Brazil or the Brazilian army goes to invade the Hawaii to catch in return what belongs to the Brazil! You Barack Obama THIEF son of a biiitch!
Oh, yeah, its also 9/02/10, so look at this, via mefi: http://90210locations.info/
Oh, and yeah, its september. Another month, and by my measure, I have 122 entries left. Made it this far, so … y’know, suck it haters! (2 sheets left on the calendar).
Ill get back to actually doing stuff and posting and not being constantly behind. I did have a pretty major burnout mid-summer and I’m still playing catchup, but nanowrimo is just around the corner, so I need to start plotting stuff for that, and getting back in the habit.
For now, im going to get sushi, or something. September shall be the rebirth!
Learning php.

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