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Don’t be cynical.
Because you already knew,
You wouldn’t make it.

Your job: Cleaning shit.
Someone else has a worse job:
Cleaning up your shit.

If birds are indeed,
tiny dinosaurs with wings;
then, fuck manatees!

[also going to do a couple wtgf's since I have the cycles for it again]

Haiku!

Demeaning Pillow
So soft, so smooth, so very sweet
Stuffing now salty.

Oh, Rabid Sparrow
Eyes white with hydrophobia
Vengeance will be yours

Dogs are just like us
They can sense impeding death
And devour smells of fear

I AM MAN ON PHONE
MY LIFE IS ON THIS VERY PHONE
INFINITE MINUTES!